| Detail | Value |
|---|---|
| Available variants | Finish Unspecified |
| Card type | Beastie |
| Traits | Fleet;Immortal |
| Aura type | Colorless |
| Aura cost | 4 |
| Life points | 75 |
| Spellbook limit | 1 |
| Fourth-wall effects | To Contract this Page you must ask "Is this a Beastie or a Spell?"<br><br>CONTRACT: If the year is 2050, all Casters shuffle all Pages in their Limbo, Cemetery, and Afterlife into their Spellbook and Bookmark until they have 7 Pages. Place this Page into the Afterlife. |
| Strong against | Spirit |
| Meta data | DOB: ??? GPS: ??? Weight: ??? Height: ??? |
| Flavor text | "I've got a brilliant idea! Let's do everything our community HATES, and then charge them 1000% MORE THAN usual for it!" —Corporate Suit |